Parrott's winner proved what we already knew—Mourinho's invincibility was always going to crack, and Betis were the ones sharp enough to find it. • Isak looks properly awake this season and Liverpool aren't messing about, which is bad news for everyone else pretending they're in the title race. • Lens versus Lorient is happening and honestly if you need instructions on how to watch French football in 2026, you've got bigger problems. • A supercomputer predicting Everton versus Manchester United tells you everything about how little separates the mid-table pretenders this season. • Arsenal's already thinking about Ipswich when half the league hasn't kicked a ball yet—that's either confidence or the kind of fixture scheduling that ruins September. Parrott's winner proved what we already knew—Mourinho's invincibility was always going to crack, and Betis were the ones sharp enough to find it. • Isak looks properly awake this season and Liverpool aren't messing about, which is bad news for everyone else pretending they're in the title race. • Lens versus Lorient is happening and honestly if you need instructions on how to watch French football in 2026, you've got bigger problems. • A supercomputer predicting Everton versus Manchester United tells you everything about how little separates the mid-table pretenders this season. • Arsenal's already thinking about Ipswich when half the league hasn't kicked a ball yet—that's either confidence or the kind of fixture scheduling that ruins September.