Foden got a straight red for a petulant kick, Oliver got it right, and Roy Keane's Bruno revisionism is just noise from a man who'd have done the same thing twice as hard. • Liverpool showed up to Old Trafford looking like they'd rather be anywhere else, and Fulham took the point they deserved because sometimes that's what happens when the champion doesn't bother turning up. • Pro Ref admitting an "error of judgement" on Haaland's goal is the refereeing equivalent of a bank saying they miscounted your overdraft—technically accurate, completely useless after the money's spent. • Ten-man City winning with a goal that shouldn't have stood while the opposition captain watched from the touchline is the kind of Manchester Derby chaos that writes itself, and Michael Oliver will sleep fine tonight knowing he had company in getting it wrong. • PSG will beat Brest regardless of who Brest picks, and we're pretending otherwise to fill column inches.
Foden got a straight red for a petulant kick, Oliver got it right, and Roy Keane's Bruno revisionism is just noise from a man who'd have done the same thing twice as hard. • Liverpool showed up to Old Trafford looking like they'd rather be anywhere else, and Fulham took the point they deserved because sometimes that's what happens when the champion doesn't bother turning up. • Pro Ref admitting an "error of judgement" on Haaland's goal is the refereeing equivalent of a bank saying they miscounted your overdraft—technically accurate, completely useless after the money's spent. • Ten-man City winning with a goal that shouldn't have stood while the opposition captain watched from the touchline is the kind of Manchester Derby chaos that writes itself, and Michael Oliver will sleep fine tonight knowing he had company in getting it wrong. • PSG will beat Brest regardless of who Brest picks, and we're pretending otherwise to fill column inches.
