United finally chasing a real number nine instead of hoping Rashford figures it out, but Osimhen at 30 isn't the answer to a five-year problem. • Lammens had a fine season and doesn't need replacing by some elder statesman just because United panic when things work. • Henderson to Chelsea is the midfielder equivalent of buying yesterday's newspaper—useful experience, zero upside. • Zidane back in the France job is either genius or a cry for help, depending on whether he's learned anything since 2006. • Chelsea asking Brighton about Welbeck is what panic looks like when you've spent €80m badly and need a body up front by August. United finally chasing a real number nine instead of hoping Rashford figures it out, but Osimhen at 30 isn't the answer to a five-year problem. • Lammens had a fine season and doesn't need replacing by some elder statesman just because United panic when things work. • Henderson to Chelsea is the midfielder equivalent of buying yesterday's newspaper—useful experience, zero upside. • Zidane back in the France job is either genius or a cry for help, depending on whether he's learned anything since 2006. • Chelsea asking Brighton about Welbeck is what panic looks like when you've spent €80m badly and need a body up front by August.