Iraola's admitting Liverpool can't play like this every week, which is either refreshing honesty or a manager already making excuses in August. • Dortmund beat Arsenal in a friendly and immediately went back for another player—that's the kind of efficiency United couldn't dream of right now. • Mourinho claiming he bottled the United job in 2013 because of an emotional phone call with Ferguson is the kind of revisionism only he could deliver with a straight face. • Lukaku helping Chelsea sign Scott is either a clever power move or proof that the striker's lost his way and is now moonlighting as a recruitment consultant. • United's scouting report on ten years of missed targets is the most expensive therapy session in football—they could've had Haaland and Caicedo for pocket change. Iraola's admitting Liverpool can't play like this every week, which is either refreshing honesty or a manager already making excuses in August. • Dortmund beat Arsenal in a friendly and immediately went back for another player—that's the kind of efficiency United couldn't dream of right now. • Mourinho claiming he bottled the United job in 2013 because of an emotional phone call with Ferguson is the kind of revisionism only he could deliver with a straight face. • Lukaku helping Chelsea sign Scott is either a clever power move or proof that the striker's lost his way and is now moonlighting as a recruitment consultant. • United's scouting report on ten years of missed targets is the most expensive therapy session in football—they could've had Haaland and Caicedo for pocket change.

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BVB Updates: Dortmund Beat Arsenal, Bid Again for Said El Mala

August 10, 2026 1 min read

Hope you all had a great weekend! I haven’t written in a while, so here’s what’s going on in BVB land: BVB Beat Arsenal 3-2 in the “Emirates Cup” Normally, I wouldn’t really care about a win in a preseason…

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